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Way's to tell your in guard

1.You walk on step to all music you hear.
2.You spin pencils/pens/mops/brooms/pool cues, etc.
3.You have a drawer full of flag t-shirts.
4.You're constantly involved in fund raisers (wanna buy a candy bar?)
5.The term attitude has lost all meaning.
6.You know where every highschool in your circuit is located.
7.You are an expert at assembling backdrops.
8.When you hear a song you've done a routine to you get estatic.
9.When you hear a song by a group you used to get estatic.
10.You've seen 3:30 in the morning many times.
11.Seperate checks in a restaurant are the best thing to ever happen to you.
12.Your lucky if your instructor gets you name right.
13.You're considered lucky if your instructer noticed your haircut.
14.You know how to wrap your own bandages.
15.You have a flag calus on your right palm under your small finger.
16.You have a permanent rifle bruise on your left and right thumbs.
17.You have more inside jokes than any of your other friends.
18.You can smiles genuinly on command.
19.Your priorities are slightly askew.
20.You have an excuse for everything.
30.Caravans are run like well oiled machinery.
31.You will not consider anything over $5 dinner while at a competition.
32.The bandroom becomes your home away from home.
33.You become your own pharmacist.
34.Anyone who carries fem. products becomes your best friend.
35.You know how many teenage girls you can fit in a hotel room.
36.You know how to manage 9 girls and 1 bathroom.
37.You wish they offered time/money/stress management in school.
38.You wish they offered nap time in school.
39.The term battle of the sexes has been turned into battle of the bands/guards.
40.You can mock all other bands/guards quite well.
42.4 1/2 hours of sleep before a competition is considered lucky.
43.You know what jell-o arms and legs feel like.
44.You've considered dating a band/percussion member or have dated one. 45.Your parents know of more h.s. now than when they wer in h.s.
46.Asking your parents for money has reached the extreme.
47.Having your show finished the day before your first competiton/performance is considered lucky.
48.You know nothing is ever definite.
49.There's no such thing as a "summer vacation".
50.The smell of sun screen makes you think of band camp.

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51.When the only jacket you own has the name of your guard on it
52.When you practice more then the band that can only play the star spangled banner
53.When you look forward to getting new gloves
54.When you love the black stain from the new gloves
55.When you are told this is so hard you really walk 5 steps
56.When stretches are your favorite part of the day
57.When you have a song for everything that has happened
58.You know how to sleep with the your music on 10 and the bus going 60mph
59.You take over guys bathrooms b/c the girls is too full
60.Changing in front of guys doesn't phase you anymore
61.You have see more skin from the same sex then the opposite
62.You can talk about "your body" with easy
63.When it all seem to be a soap opera with ups and downs
64.When you work at a bingo hall
65.When you miss some one you saw 5 mins ago
66.You see the same people all day everyday
67.The closest group you have every been in
68.When you spend more time with the guard then your own family
69.When you have practice 5 days a week and enjoy every second
70.You know all of your friends by their last names or a name that is completely awkward to others and they wouldn't be caught dead calling anyone that...
71. You have been in a guys locker room when there WERE guys in it!
72. Your friends have heard about your routine so much that they can probably get out on the field and do your routine with you!
73. You have dated every guy in the band, and are starting to wonder what life would be like if there wasn't marching band!
74. You have become so accustomed to waking up at 5 am that you do it when you don't have to. (Saturdays, Sundays, days w/ no school or marching practice.)
75. You can march your show in your sleep
76.You say the pledge of alligience to YOUR flag
77. Seeing how fast you can fold the floor becomes your primary form of entertainment
78.You find it easier to fall asleep in a van along with seven other girls than in your own bed
79.While your non-guard friend sleep with tedy bears and other various stuffed animals, you sleep with your flag, rifle, and/or sabre
80.If your room is covered with good luck signs.
81.If you have gotten a black eye from doing a toss!
82.If you catch your self doing air flag while walking down the hallway or while you are sleeping!
83.If you think you will die when the season is over.
84.When you are doing a horizontal toss and you know that it won't make it too far and it smacks you in the face.
86.You own more stretch pants and tank tops then you do regular clothes.
87.When you make a website dedicated to guard.
88.When you have prayed all season for a break before the next season, be it colorguard or winterguard, then you spend the whole thing crying, cause your muscles aren't used to resting for that long.
89.When your boyfriend has been to as many practices and games as you have!
90.When you like wearing your uniform.
91.When people ask you about your social life and you say "Oh, you mean my flag.
92.When being mauled by a drum is a normal part of life.
93.When you can show up to practice in your pajamas and dripping wet and no one notices.
94.When jazz running no longer reminds you of ballet.
95.When "armed guard" means a girl with a pole instead of a guy with a gun.
96.When you see your section more than your family.
97.When you subconsciously start practicing with a pencil.
98.When numbers past 8 aren't important.
99.When you'd rather practice than read the list.
100. You just spent time reading a list of 100 ways to tell your in guard

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